What happened to the old list?
Doesn’t really apply anymore, does it? Besides, you are way too cool to not get any guy you want - reason #15. Darcenator better take really good care of you, ‘cause you deserve it.
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
“Some people say what I do isn’t very liberating. I say it’s pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes work.” - Dita Von Teese
Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”
The Hälssen & Lyon tea calendar features calendar days made from tea leaves.
did I have lower standards as a kid or has the quality of lunchable cheese gone seriously downhill